Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?