Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?