Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

When do cows get tired?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?