What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why was the mime upset?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?