Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a silly hill?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?