What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?