Why was the dairy grumpy?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?