Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What math figure is also in the band?