Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
I'm not a bad putter.
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