Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
When do cows get tired?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where does water do all its banking?
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