Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?