Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why do bees gossip?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where does food go to take a nap?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's the noisiest food?

Which animals make the best football players?