Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do ducks have for lunch?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
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