Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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