What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?