What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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