What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How did the toad die?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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