Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Which state has the best streets?