What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why was the math book sad?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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