What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Where do baby apes sleep?

How do you grill cheese?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?