Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are goats so funny?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?