Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?