What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which subject has two parts?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What is the most adorable season?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?