Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do surfers go to school?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
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