Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is another name for a cow?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?