What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

How is life like toilet paper?