Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?