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Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What is a table you can eat?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do librarians never make plans?

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What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?