What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?