Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How do you make antifreeze?

Which animal should never work for the government?