Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?