What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where do termites go camping?