What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?