Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?