I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?