Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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