Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
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