Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
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