Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which fly makes films?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
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