Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are computers so good at golf?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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