Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
How do snowmen get information?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
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