Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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