You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Which animal will never go bald?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?