What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?