How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do termites go camping?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why do cats love to work?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's red and smells like blue paint?