What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What day is your mom always right?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?