What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Do dads always snore?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
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