Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?