What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Do dads always snore?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why do cats love to work?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?