What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
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How does a taco bless the table?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which bug is related to you?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
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