What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
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