What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What animal could Noah not trust?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Are baby skunks cute?