Why do magicians score well in exams?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?