Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?