What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?