Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How does the sun listen to music?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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