What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which state is the cleanest?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What kind of bird can write?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did spring break up with winter?