What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?