What school subject really rocks?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What kind of car does a chicken have?