Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?