Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?