Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What building always gets stains on it?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why are stones so good at music?