What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?