Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's the loudest sport?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?