Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which insect is the smartest?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you call a smelly horse?