What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What food is a man's best friend?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's the saddest part of the week?