What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did one plate say to the other?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?