Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do cows say when you milk them?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?