What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?