Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do fleas travel?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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