Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
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