What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the calf play in the school band?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?