Where does laundry go to college?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's a forklift?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?