Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
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