Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do two skunks argue?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?