What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?