What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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