What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why is money so stubborn?

What style of music weighs the most?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is an archer's favorite store?