What animal scores the most in basketball?
A dunk-ey.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
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