Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?