What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?