Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?