Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?