What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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