How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What condiment has wings?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?