What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?