Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What did March say to the madness?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you make antifreeze?
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