Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What country has the most fish?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's the saddest part of the week?