Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which celebrity loves to read?
If you need help building an ark..
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
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