Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's E.T. short for?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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