Why are baseball players so good at math?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the beaver say to the tree?