Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
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What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What country has the most fish?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the saddest part of the week?
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