Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What animals make the best students?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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