Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How do you measure a millennial?