Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
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What job did the corn on the cob get?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
When should you start writing a book?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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