What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?