Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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