Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
This candy bar is a real home run.
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What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why don't the McDonald'sÂŽ arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
When should you start writing a book?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did Buzz Lightyearâ˘ď¸ go to school on the sun?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
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