What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why are goats so funny?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?