Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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