How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How did groundhogs get their name?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?