What do you do when two snails fight?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What does an evil hen lay?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?