How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?