Where does water do all its banking?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?