My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

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What cartoon character loves insects?

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What do painters do when they make a mistake?