What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?