Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
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