What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How was the wedding?
Where was Noah born?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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