What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
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