What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Where do vampires keep their money?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?