What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?