Where is the coldest place to work?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?