What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?