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What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is the color of the wind?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do you call a very small Valentine?