Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
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