Why did the body of water think so much?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?