Why is grass so dangerous?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?