Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why was the spider so smart?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?