How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which family member has tusks?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you do when two snails fight?