What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?