What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?