What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the scariest letter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How do hurricanes see?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of dogs do the best at the OlympicÂŽ winter games?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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