OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do you get straight A's?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's the loudest sport?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why do math teachers love March?