What's a henway?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?