How do locomotives know where to go?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?