What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?