What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Families are like fudge.