What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How does a cow do math?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?