How does a polar bear build a house?

What is the smallest lion?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.