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Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?