What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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