What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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