What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you measure a millennial?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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