Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why do all the planets get along?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where would you put an injured insect?