Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How do you make a cow float?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?