What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How does dinner smell?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
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