What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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