What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call an artistic dog?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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