Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What kind of bird can write?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How much money does a skunk have?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why don't fish play basketball?