What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What sports are both plant-based?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?