What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
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