Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
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