Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
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