Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
I broke my finger!
Which subject has two parts?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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