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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?