Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

How do frogs get to work?