Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?