How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

We had a discussion about roses.

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?