What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?