What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What birds make average students?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?