Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why are cars magic?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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