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Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?