What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where was Noah born?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?