What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?