Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How does dinner smell?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is a tree's least favorite month?