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What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?