What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?