Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which is the worst season?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?