What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What food is a man's best friend?

What day is your mom always right?

Why do fish live in salt water?