What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?