What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
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