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Shear madness!
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Why was the dog so popular?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is furniture so generous?
What sport is full of interior designers?
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
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